Sacking your Lover
Paradox

Sacking your Lover could be the Greatest Love

During her recovery period Richard was always by her side; loving her, writing her poems, singing for her and almost living by her side. He vowed to love her till death do them part. The marriage was to go on. That he really loved her was not in doubt.

The Search For an Idiot in an Idiotic Way
Humour

The Search For an Idiot in an Idiotic Way

I had a feeling that an idiot was like a “qualification” and not necessarily a thing but an expression of foolhardiness, stupidity and sheepishness, and if you like goatishness. But her hand in the gush made me wonder about the importance an idiot is now having.

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN: FEMALE MONEY TALK AND THE REAL MESSAGE
Men's Exclusive

Understanding Women Money Talk and the Real Message

When a man approaches a woman and she takes her time to respond and the man seems to retreat, she uses this “demand” or “disturbance” to get him back as a way to “chase” him this time around.

The Unlikely Contestant
Culture

The Unlikely Contestant

He charged at her as a final assault more as a chauvinistic expression than reason. At first, she dodged. But like the bully that he is, he charged again. She was ready. Using her small frame to advantage in their height disparity, she passed between his legs again. This time he was quick to turn but not before she grabbed one of his legs, raised it and pulled it simultaneously. Then he lost his balance and crash-landed on the muddy floor the second time. This time on his bum with his muscle-endowed legs splayed wide apart. Of course, his trouser joint was split open like ribs exposing other fancies peeping from under his pant. Having done this, the wife escaped. He did not have time to change into another dress before he encountered his astonished admirers.

Your Worse Enemy might be you
Paradox

Your Worst Enemy Might be You

Being an enemy is not a lack of love for oneself but indulging in acts that would produce a decision that punishes the body or your welfare later. We are both our best friend and our worst enemy in one body. People look outwards for their enemies believing that such a revered villain must be lurking out there, wishing hell and brimstone. A characteristic of an enemy is that they wish or act against you. Unknowingly, we act against ourselves. How do you explain a man who risks his life for the thrill of his own pleasure? Yet, life would be dull without challenges.

Women's World

Women and the Abuse of Chemicals

But do you know that some beauty products compromise foam? There was an expensive soap that reeks of high perfume but it will not foam to give the feeling of lather and it feels like an oily cake rather than soap. Therefore, the users are actually not having a bath despite the belief and effort to achieve cleanliness at an expense.

Colourful Thinking
Humour

Colourful Thinking

This is an array of clumsy thoughts over diverse issues; a fresh way of perceiving various events or activities in plain humour or in colourful visions conjuring new insights.

The Diplomatic Lie
Stories

The Diplomatic Lie

Carol was so much in love that after her married lover, Fred, walked out on her after she had offended

Humour Stories

Bushy Paths

With so little time to think, I started heading out of the lecture block, mumbling greetings as I breezed past my best buddies. I thought in my head ‘this is no time for courtesy’. My walk to freedom was in full swing and suddenly, I spotted a light at the end of the tunnel―a bush. ‘You can make it’ I reassured myself, if I don’t, my reputation will literally be ‘full of crap’.

Sexy Tales

The Riddle of The Mysterious Injury

Austin’s injury had the mask of a great mystery. He was married and works with a big company. They usually send him for courses. It was on one such trip at another town―a likely place for most men in temporary freedom from their wives to vent the heat of their sexual desires for ‘a little taste of outside love’. But this time after several attempts, Austin failed to “capture” a female companion for the night hence he gave up; to sleep alone. He woke up the next morning to observe that he had sustained an injury on his shaft. It was bruised, red and swollen, having been grazed on the longitudinal half of the whole length. Naturally, it is only when it is used like a pestle pounding a mortar that injury could result. Sometimes, when it is handled roughly as a work of art by an admirer, it could scrape. Even the latter case is indicting, if not embarrassing for a married man, yet he slept alone and did not touch it. There is no way he could hide this raw injury from his wife when he gets home. What can he explain to have happened then?